She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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