ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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