New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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