Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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