The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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