A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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