We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Randomize