I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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