How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Blow job season was short but glorious.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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