got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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