Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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