your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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