I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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