Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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