I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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