My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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