i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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