guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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