Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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