I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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