STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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