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(313): View more from Michigan

Culvers...So Good

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So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.

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(703): View more from Virginia

No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.

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(313): View more from Michigan

No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...

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(618): View more from Illinois

My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.

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(585): View more from New York

I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears

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(813): View more from Florida

I have bits of ceiling fan all over now

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(270): View more from Kentucky

My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.

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