ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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