Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she peed on how many people?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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