i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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