I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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