a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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