I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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