why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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