My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
