life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
be right there i have to get my cape
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
