help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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