Your tits are I can't wait for
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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