yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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