Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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