It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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