Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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