No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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