Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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