rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
