sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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