Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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