bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i drank out of a bidet.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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