i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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