she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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