How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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