That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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