Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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