every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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