Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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