i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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