When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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