Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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