So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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