My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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