It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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