I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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