we're blogging at a bar
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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