I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
